clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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2 days ago // 403,567 notes
accidnet:

perhaps the best tweet to ever be produced

spreaditlikeavirus:

afgaganistan:

flipping your pillow over to the cold side

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Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.

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4 days ago // 134,841 notes

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

(Source: condom, via hate)


4 days ago // 388,178 notes

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt, via fake-mermaid)


4 days ago // 189,044 notes
stfukarla:

 i follow everyone back 

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN

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4 days ago // 419,019 notes