stfukarla:

♡ i follow everyone back ♡

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(via hotboyproblems)


1 week ago // 750,760 notes

tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

(via magicul)


1 week ago // 295,987 notes

clannyphantom:

you’re all a lot hotter than you think

(via fake-mermaid)


1 week ago // 383,074 notes

myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

(Source: stay-at-home-doge, via fake-mermaid)


1 week ago // 131,119 notes

despute:

you see the problem is i want a job so i can make money but i also don’t want to miss out on anything i want to do or even move in general 

(Source: spoof, via unescapable)


1 week ago // 2,895 notes

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

(via magicul)


1 week ago // 775,028 notes

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump, via coffee-kittens)


1 week ago // 570,457 notes
thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share
  • me when i was 5: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC
  • me at 13: I LOVE RAP MUSIC AND SWEARING
  • me at 15: I HATE EVERYTHING
  • me at 18: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC

1 week ago // 452,443 notes

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

(via unescapable)


1 week ago // 554,071 notes
stfukarla:

♡ i follow everyone back ♡

artichokehold:

underpaid bowling alley employees should go on strike 

(via fake-mermaid)


1 week ago // 77,805 notes

underthe-corktree:

YOU CAN BE A FAN OF SOMEONE AND STILL DISAPPROVE OF CHOICES THAT THEY MAKE

YOU CAN BE A FAN OF A BAND AND NOT LIKE ALL THEIR ALBUMS

JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A FAN OF SOMETHING DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU HAVE TO WORSHIP EVERYTHING THEY DO

(via unescapable)


1 week ago // 191,640 notes